1) At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
2) Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.
3)
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat
nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I
dont wanna loose you!
4)
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that
due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS
me immediately
5) Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.
6)
do you want to go to USA Here's a chance for you Mr Obama is waiting
for you to be in white house Get ready Because . . . . He's in search of
a dog for his daughter!
7)
two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice
persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.
8)
From Moon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. for me, you have always been a
headache
9)
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the
hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on
it and GET LOST...
11) Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+ Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..
12)
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS
OUT!
13)
.¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤" It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which
i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?
14)
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this
msg:welcome 2 da jungle network,da monkey u r trying 2 call is on
tree.plz try later..
15)
U r 70% sweet. U r 85% smart. U r 75% lover. U r 90% lucky. U r 100%
good. So totally (70+85+75+90+100)=420. It means u r 420. I like 420
16) Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person,Can u come here n show them its a mistake?
17)
Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen
Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so
COOL.
18)
If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close
to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats
humanity)
19)
Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Lets play? Q.Nobody likes you because you
are a: A.Assole B.Good for nothing C.Ugly D.Di*khead 50-50 Fon a Friend
or Ring me I will Tell u!
21) Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?
22)
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For
God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
23) Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please ! Use your brain atleast once in your life time !
24)
Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry,
it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.
25)
Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u
sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out
thru my tears.
26)
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!
27) I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.
28)
Thanx 4ur support last year wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales
pls continue ur kind support -M.D. Kohinoor Condom Small size division
29)
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make
free calls!
31) Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll
shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll
shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)
32)
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, It is divided in to 2 parts.
Left & Right.. In the left nothing is right & in the right
nothig is left.. -)
33) B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*
34)
Beauty Tip: If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud & Other Such
Things Then apply ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion on ur face 7 yrs
guarantee!!
35)
Love + Ship = Titanic , Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park , Arnold+ Gun
= Terminator, You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..
