Bengali Funny SMS
Bengali Funny SMS
Some of the most funny sms , contemporary ones ! Especially for you !
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Jibane hoyto anek dukkho, kashta aasbe. Jatoi kashta hok na keno Tumi chokhe jal jamiye rekhona,
Karon
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Jama jalei Malaria –r Masha Dim Paare !
Rane, Bane, Jale, Jangal-e jekhanei bipade paribe,
Amake Missed call maariyo
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Amio Missed call maaribo !
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World Cup Football !
Kaka gelo, gelo Masi (Messi),
Banga –basir pachche kanna,
European -der pachche haasi !
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Bandhu maane PARASH PATHAR,
Jadi chhoy, sona !
Bandhu maane LAKKHICHARA
Badhan na mana.
Bandhu maane BHUMI majhe CACTUS bhule thaka,
Maner maje smritigulo FOSSIL kore rakha !
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Ekta secret. Pls kauke bolbe na. Amader dujoner madhyei jeno thake. Tomake bishwas kore bolchhi .
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India –r map kinle Sri Lanka –r map Free !!
USA : hamare pass Spiderman hai, Superman hai, Batman hai ! Tumhare pass kya hai ?!
India : Hamare pass SAL-MAN hain !
( Have you seen Salman Khan's Dabangg ? Superman to nasyi ! :-) )
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Bengali SMS and Jokes
Here's a Funny Bengali SMS, Bangla SMS galore. A wide range of Bangla jokes and Bangla love sms, bhalobasa SMS all just a click away.
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Jakhan tomar EKA laagbe, tomar chardike kauke dekhte pabena, duniya-ta jhapsa hoye asbe,Tumi aamar kache eso
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Tomake CHOKHER Doctor -er kache niye jabo ! :-)
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Police ek Maatal ke dorechhe.
Police : Kothay jachchis ?
Matal : Mod ( liquor ) khawa je kshatikarak tar sambandhe ekta lecture shunte jachchi.
P : Eto ratre ke lecture debe ?
M : Aamar bou !!
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Rog hole Doctor-er kache jao, karon Doctor-ke kheye banchte hobe. Oshudh keno, karon dokandar keo bachte habe.
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Kintu oshudh KHEYONA, karon TOMAKEO BACHTE HOBE !
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Geroda-ke ekta Truck touch kore diye chole geche. Kichhui hoyni. Tabu Geroda bhoye kaatre poreche. KENO ?
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Truck -er pechhane lekha chilo: Asi Bandhu abar dekha hobe !
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Q: Balo to Nera kabar Bel-talaay jaay ?
Ekbar ?
Motei noy !
Barbar jaay, Karon Nerar constipation ache ! :-)
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Geroda-ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Geroda tao khub chintay pore geche. KENO ?
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Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Vodafone -r network keno asche ?!
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Aami etobar bollam "ami ekhuni aaste parbona !".
"Ami ekhuni aaste parbona !".
"Ami ekhuni aaste parbona !".
Tao Koel Mallik cinema baaniye phello – “Bar aasbe ekhuni “ ?!
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Class-e boi ( book ) niye jete bhulbena .
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Karon, Balish ( pillow ) hisebe ota kaaj-e laagbe !
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Biyer aage ami chilam Dude.
Biyer pare sub-dued ! :-)
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Prithibite du dharaner Purush achhe :
Boka aar Bachelors !
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Ami jantam amar wife -er Surname chhilo Right .
Kintu jaantam naa or First Name holo Always !
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Marriage : Eti eman ekti agreement jaate Chhelera tader Bachelor 's degree haaray aar Meyera Masters paay !
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Bhalobasa : Eman ekti jinis jaa kena jaayna kintu Daam tomaakei chokaate hoy !
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Haai ( yawn ) : Etai ek matro samay jakhan biyer pare chhelera mukh khulte paare !
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Marriage : Eman ekti abastha jaar pare husband aar wife ek-i Coin -er epith opith hoye jaay, keu kauke dekhte paarena kintu eksange thaake !
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Purushra Bandhutwa aabishkar kore, Bhalobasa udbhaban / invent korechhe !
Mahilara Bhalobasa aabishkar kore , Marriage udbhaban korechhe !
Purushra Banijya aabishkar kore , Taka udbhaban korechhe,
Mahilara Taka aabishkar kore Shopping udbhaban korechhe !
Tarpar theke Purushra anek kichhui invent korechhe,
Kintu Mahilara SHOPPING niyei ekhono byasto !!!
:-)
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Bengali Political SMS, Jokes
Bengali Political Jokes SMS, Bangla Political jokes, Bengali politics jokes, Political jokes in Bengali..... We are the commoners, mango man. Humour keeps us alive. Let us take a dig at our political class. Here's some below the belt !
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Finance Minister jakhan bolechilen ebar GDP baarbe, takhan ekdam khati katha bolechilen.
Sudhu GDP-r full form ta bolenni :
G : Gas
D : Diesel
P : Petrol ;-)
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Govt. keno char-anna (25 paise ) banned kore dilo ?
Boss, sarkar ek-ANNA -i samlaate parchhena, Char-Anna kee kore samlabe ? ;-)
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Sunanda Pushkar -er favourite gaan/ song kee ?
Tera tera tera Tharooooor ......................... ;-)
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Rasta diye 4 jon jachche:
Ek honest Bengal -er Neta , spiderman, superman, aar ek gorib Bangali. Rastay Ekta 500 takar note pore ache.
Balo to KE PAABE TAKA-TA ?
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Off course gorib Bangali ta.
KARON baki sab kata lok kalponik !!
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Sarkari Karmachari : Amra Party -r daaka Mangalbaar-er ( Tuesday) Bandh-er tibro birodhita korchi.
Journalist : Seki ?
Sarkari Karmachari : Han, ota SOMBAR-e ( Monday ) daaka uchit chilo, amra parpar 3 din chuti petam !
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Ekta nouko -te Lalu, Mulayam, Mayawati, Jayalalita jachche. Noukota hathat dube gelo.
Balo to ke beche jaabe ?
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Amader desh !
( Now replace those with our very own Bengal Politicos.... got it ?! )
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Journalist : Rail Minister holey sabar aage apni kee korben ?
Didi : Opponent Party -r sab Neta-ke FREE Rail Ticket debo.
J :Seki ?
D : Han. One Way Ticket, Bengal theke baaire jaawar !
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Kichu lok Mao -badi,
Neta-ra Kamao-badi,
Administration Meow -badi,
Aar Rashtra Ghumao -badi !
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Besh kichhu Ministers tader Asset ghoshana korechhen matro kayek lakh taka.
Kono sandeha nei je- Ei janya-i aajkal keu Minister hote chaayna ! Abak howar kichhu nei je oder shapath-path / swear-in ceremony -r janya tene hichre, mere dhore niye jete hoy !
;-)
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Common Wealth Games 2010 ( CWG 2010 ) - e Kabaddi event -e new rule kee ? :
Participant -ra kabaddi, kabaddi bolbena, bolbe :
Kalmadi, Kalmadi, Kalmadi ........
Shayari Jokes
Some funny shayari and jokes in the form of Shayari :
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Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
Tera bhi naam ho jayega
Log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar
Subah ke nashte me kaam aa jayega..
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Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jaam mohabat ke naam.
Ek jaam wafa ke naam,
Puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura theka doston ke naam
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Jisse koyel samjhe,
Woh kauwa nikla,
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla !
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Exams ke 3 din pehle syllabus dekha :
To lagaa : Kuchh to hua hai, kuchh ho gaya hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar lagaa :
Sab kuchh alag hai sab kuchh naya hai !
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Ekdin shayar-e-azam aapne Mehbooba ke ghar ke saamne susu karte huye pakda giya, to bola :
Tere pyar ne yun kiya asar
Kee asoo bhi nikalta hai raste badal badal kar !
Famous Bengali Movie Dialogues
Famous Bengali Movie Dialogues, includes Mithun Chakraborty dialogues
1. By Mithun Chakraborty
Famous Bengali Movie Dialogues, includes Mithun Chakraborty dialogues
1. By Mithun Chakraborty
- Maarbo ekhane laash porbe smashaane.
- Koma noy daari noy ekdom full stop ( Tiger )
- In the bhog of Maa ( Barood )
- Coolie No 440, high voltage jhatka dile potke jabe ( Coolie )
- Nursery theke shuru, half-pant-e Guru, full pant-e Mahaguru.
- Shaaper chobol aar cheetar khabol, jekhanei porbey arai kg mangsho tuley nebe. ( Cheetah)
- Toofan bochhore ek aadhbar aase, jokhon aase tokhon proloy ghote aar jokhon jaay tokhon bhagoban o tar ostitwa khunje beraay ( Tulkalam )
- Public-er maar Kewratola paar
- Aami kukur ke biscuit, beral ke doodh aar criminal ke gooli khaawai. Tai tara aamar payer kaachhe pore thake.
- Jal-dhora noi, jaat gokhro. Ek chhobolei chhobi.
- Vocal chord chhinre golaay tie baaniye debo
1) Man1:assa vai ai rasta ta ki, hospital er dike geche?
Man2:are vai ai rasta hospital er dike jabe keno! Rastar ki osok korese naki? Ai rasta tato 200 bosor dore akhanei ase!
Man2:are vai ai rasta hospital er dike jabe keno! Rastar ki osok korese naki? Ai rasta tato 200 bosor dore akhanei ase!
2)
Pagol1: Janish Majhe Majhe amar eccha kore Sara duniatake kine feli !!
Pagol2: Eto Soja Naki , ota bikri korar kono ecche akhon amar nei.
3)
Meye Ar Moshar Modde ChoromBhabe Mill Ache ....?? Kheyeal Kore Dekben
,Mil Ta kothay ??Ar kheyal koriyen na :P Duijon e Kaner Pase Ase Pe Pe
Kore :P Kan jalapala + Dui Joner Kisser Modde Soman Bish....
4) Sagor : Dekh Tuhin, oi
Meyeta amay dekhe
muchki muchki haasche
Tuhin : Tao bhalo, ami
toke jebar pratham
dekhechilam, 3 din amar
haasi thameni !
Meyeta amay dekhe
muchki muchki haasche
Tuhin : Tao bhalo, ami
toke jebar pratham
dekhechilam, 3 din amar
haasi thameni !
5) Boy : ami jodi tomake
kiss kore chole jai to ?
Girl : Tahole bhabbo je
puro exam paper
complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye
gelo ! ;-)
kiss kore chole jai to ?
Girl : Tahole bhabbo je
puro exam paper
complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye
gelo ! ;-)
6) Jui tar Protibeshini-ke: Amar
husband kaal raate alu
kinte beriyechhilo,
ekhono phereni. Protibeshi : Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo !
husband kaal raate alu
kinte beriyechhilo,
ekhono phereni. Protibeshi : Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo !
7) Jakir bhai doure giye
thanay dhuke officer-ke
bollo : Amake arrest
korun. Ami amar bou-er
mathay lathi merechhi.
Officer : Se ki ? Mara
gechhe ? Jakir bhai : Arre na. O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone
tara korechhe.
thanay dhuke officer-ke
bollo : Amake arrest
korun. Ami amar bou-er
mathay lathi merechhi.
Officer : Se ki ? Mara
gechhe ? Jakir bhai : Arre na. O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone
tara korechhe.
8) Petrol -er daam barbar
bere jawa te sabai
birakta. Shihab tar bike niye
Petrol pump -e giye
bollo : 10 takar petrol dao
to. Attendant : Sir 10 takar
petrol-e gaari cholbe na. Shihab : Arre, ota tank-e
noy, bike-er opore
choriye dao. Aaj sal*
aagun lagiye debo.
bere jawa te sabai
birakta. Shihab tar bike niye
Petrol pump -e giye
bollo : 10 takar petrol dao
to. Attendant : Sir 10 takar
petrol-e gaari cholbe na. Shihab : Arre, ota tank-e
noy, bike-er opore
choriye dao. Aaj sal*
aagun lagiye debo.
9) Jakir bhai 1 Hotel -er
manager -ke bollen : Ei
hotele ami ek saptaho
aage ele khushi hotam.
Ta shune manager khushi
hoye bollo : Thank you
Sir. Jakir bhai bollen : Na se
katha noy. Ek saptaho
aage ele je khabar ta aaj
ami khelam seta tatka
petam.
manager -ke bollen : Ei
hotele ami ek saptaho
aage ele khushi hotam.
Ta shune manager khushi
hoye bollo : Thank you
Sir. Jakir bhai bollen : Na se
katha noy. Ek saptaho
aage ele je khabar ta aaj
ami khelam seta tatka
petam.
dekhe bollo :Apnake kothao dekhechi. Meyeta bollo: Se to
aboshyai.... AMI JE PAGLA GAROD-ER
NURSE !
11) Jakir: Shihab,neeche tor Boss -ke 3 jon dhore
petachche. Taratari chal Shihab: 3 jon-i jothesto, amar r jawar darkar nei.
petachche. Taratari chal Shihab: 3 jon-i jothesto, amar r jawar darkar nei.
12) Teacher: Translate karo
"Makhan Lal Sarkar
Ishwar Chandra Vidya
Sagar -er Mama Chilen"
Student: Butter Red Govt.
was the double mother of
God Moon Education Sea !
"Makhan Lal Sarkar
Ishwar Chandra Vidya
Sagar -er Mama Chilen"
Student: Butter Red Govt.
was the double mother of
God Moon Education Sea !
13)
Abul bhai -ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Jakir bhai
tao khub chintay pore geche. Keno ?.....Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM
lagalam, tabe
Banglalink -er network keno asche ?!
Banglalink -er network keno asche ?!
14)
Jakir bhai-ke ekta Truck touch kore diye chole geche. Kichhui hoyni.
Tabu Jakir bhai bhoye kaatre poreche.Keno ?... Truck -er pechhane lekha
chilo: Asi Bandhu abar dekha hobe !
15)
Rog hole Doctor er kache jao, karon Doctor-ke kheye banchte hobe.
Oshudh keno, karon dokandar keo bachte habe...Kintu oshudh KHEYONA,
karon TOMAKEO BACHTE HOBE !
16) Police ek Maatal ke
dorechhe.
Police : Kothay jachchis ?
Matal : Mod ( liquor )
khawa je kshatikarak tar
sambandhe ekta lecture
shunte jachchi.
P : Eto ratre ke lecture
debe ?
M : Aamar bou !!
dorechhe.
Police : Kothay jachchis ?
Matal : Mod ( liquor )
khawa je kshatikarak tar
sambandhe ekta lecture
shunte jachchi.
P : Eto ratre ke lecture
debe ?
M : Aamar bou !!
17) Jakhan tomar EKA laagbe,
tomar chardike kauke
dekhte pabena, duniya-ta
jhapsa hoye asbe,
Tumi aamar kache eso
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Tomake CHOKHER Doctor -
er kache niye jabo ! :-)
tomar chardike kauke
dekhte pabena, duniya-ta
jhapsa hoye asbe,
Tumi aamar kache eso
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Tomake CHOKHER Doctor -
er kache niye jabo ! :-)
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Pore na chokr polok,ki 2mar sms r jolok.Dohai lage, mobile 2mr,ektu
rest e rakho.Ami cokh harabo,ondo hobo,eto sms kivabe porbo.
19) idur:hati vai,apner half panta 1tu diben?hati: keno? idur:na mane,kaal amar bibaho, tai apner pant die pandel ta sajabo.
31) Pagol1:Bolo2 Nodite Jodi Agun Lage MachEra Kothai
Jabe ? Pagol2: Etao Buji Janish Na,Gace Utbe. Pagol3: Are Boka, Mach Ki
Goru Naki J Gace Utbe.
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Biyer Din, Wife: ei Biye Kake Bole? Hus:Rate Bolbo(RATE) Wife: Biye
Kake Bole? Hus: Wife k Joriye Dhore Bollo Ake Biye Bole. Wife:Amon Biye
Amar Koto Hoyece.
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Sir:Sottendro Nath Dotter 1ti kobita bolo?Stu:Sottendro Nath dotto,
Matir Bitor Gorto, gorter Vitor Sap, Ore bap re bap. Sir:what,
34)
Girl: ki korco ? BOY:taka guntesi. Girl: 2make jokhone phone kori, bank
e job koro naki? Boy: R A NA! Majarer samne vikkha kori. girl.what..
35) Girl:2mi jodi amk Kiss koro ami Citkar korbo. Boy:akhane to kono man nai. G:I know, 'BUT' Formality to Maintain korte Hobe.
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Girl: I love u boy:I love u too Girl: ko2ta valobaso 2mi amk? B: jotota
valobaso 2mi amk! Girl: Haramjada Tar mane tui o amr sathe time pass
kortasos!
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Wife: Ai jano,komolar gace apple dorche. Hus:Ki blo!eta kivabe sombob?
Wife: R a 2mr meye komola j apple er gacta lagiyecilo setate r ki.
38)
Sir:Janish,tor mo2 boyose Dr.Younus nijer paye dariyechilo, R tui ki
korchis? Stud: Sir uni apnr boyose nobel prize peyeche, R apni ki
peyechen?
39) Girl: amar jonno chelera pagol. Sob chelera amar Piche gure. Boy: kom dami Jiniser customar Besi hoy..HA HA HA..boy,
41) cele:ma amar chosmata dao. Ma:rater bela chosma diye ki korbi? Cele:sopne oneke dekhi kinto chinte parina!
42) 2mi amr sopne deka rupr maduri.2mar jonno ansi deko chera mosari.Sekane takbe 2mi,R takbe mosa.ke blbo r 2mr kopalr dosa
43) Bou r ambulance ar moddhe mil kothay?
=emergency te kaaje na lagle onno option tate thik e kaaje lage..
=emergency te kaaje na lagle onno option tate thik e kaaje lage..
44)
NARAYAN:- Gita te haat rekhe bolo, jaha bolibo sottyo bolibo, mitthya
bolibo na.,. RABAN:- Matha kharap! Sebar SITA-er gaye haat die ki
bipod!! abar GITA!
45) Boy:- How older u? Girl:- 20years.u? Boy:-20years. Lets go to bed for 20-20 match.
46) Teacher: Boloto Superman r normal man er majhe tofat ki ? Student: Normal man niche underwear pore r superman upore.
47)
Boltu dakhlo akti maye attohotta korte chasca. Boltu:apni attohotta
korsen kano? maye:ami r bachte chaina.boltu:ami kono maye k kiss kori
nai, apni to morai jaben apnake ak ta kiss kore! maye: ok korun.kiss
korar por boltu:apni kano bachte channa? maye:amar abbu rag korse,apni
bolun ami maye noy bola ki mayedar poshak porte parbo na?
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Son: Baba,Ami Durer Jinish Dekhte Parina Choshma Kine Dao? Baba:oi Ta
ki? Son: Oi ta Surjo...Baba: Haramjada, Ar Ko2 dure Dekhte Chash!
49)
Sir: Batash Nodi Pani Ei 3tir Je Kono 1tir Upor 20 Line Rosona Leko.
Stu: E Ki Bolsen Sir Ami2 Kagoj Sara Onno Kisute Likte Parina. Sir: ki?
51) Ak dasa chilo ak raja R ak rani, Akdin tara mara
galo.kahini sas- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Nicha ki las
ache....?
Bolsi na kahini shesh...
Bolsi na kahini shesh...
52)
Doctor: Ki problem apnar. Rugi: Amar Peter Modde Agun Lege Gece. Doc:
What? Bujle Kivabe? Rugi:Aj Shokale ha kore deki mukh teke Dhoa ber
hocce.
53)
Fuler majhe vomor ase, Nodir upor nowka vase, shishir nache sobuj
ghase. Rater maje josona hase.. R kichu meyeder valobashar maje FORMALIN
ache.
54)
Mosa1:kire ! dos2 2r thot fule gece kno? Mosa2: R " bolisna ! Rate ami
junaki pokar thot mone kore 1loker sigareter mathai kiss koreci' tai.
55) Boy: 2mi dekhte amar wife er moto. Girl: Oh! K 2mar wife. Boy: Ami ekhono Biye Kori Nai. Moral: propose Korar Notun Kowshol.
56) Abarer songram amader biya korar songram biya jokhon korbo 3/4ta korbo tobuo desher kono meye ke sahara khatoner moto thakte
dibo na,
dibo na,
57) Girl:2mi amai koto valobaso? Boy:2mar jonno jibon dite pari. Girl: amake 200tk. daw. Boy: impossible! baba bokbe.
58) Hasband: ami jodi lotari jite jai, tumi ki korbe?
Wife: Ami tar ordhek taka niya paliye jabo.
Husband: ami 50taka jitechi, ei nao 25tk jao bhago..
Wife: Ami tar ordhek taka niya paliye jabo.
Husband: ami 50taka jitechi, ei nao 25tk jao bhago..
59)
Jekhane Valolaga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem.
Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. "Tiger Bum".
Shali: Bolo,bolo aro bolo lagse mondo noy.
61) Sir:-Sobai backteria ako. stu:-akchi sir. sir:-tor khatay to kicchu nai. stu:-sir backteria to khali cokhe dekha jayna !!
62)
Abul Babu Maj Raate Matal Hoye Vul Kore Goal Ghore Dhuke Gorur Lej
Dhore Bollo: Ki Go ! Modoner Ma, 2mi Roj 2ti Kore Beni Korte Aj 1ti
keno?
63)
FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris--Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--?
Chele:-Of Cource--That is--> B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!!
64)
1st fnd: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste
chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano? 2nd fnd:asole
traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni
aste jay
65)
mohila: ami amr dr. Saheb ke boleci j aj sondhay tini jokhn amake check
up kraben. Tkhn jeno nurs takeo sathe rakhe : mohila2: kn ? Ak
chembarer gore dr ke blv krte parcish na ? : mohila: na ta parci. Bt
weating room e amr hsbnd er sathe nurs take blv krte parci na
66)
Ak Pagol Puler Upor Die Jascilo.... Hothat Se Dekhlo Panite Chader
Chaya.... Paser Pothochari K Ask Korlo, "Ota Ki?".... Pothochari :
"Chad".... Pagol : "Ami Ato Upore Ki Kore Uthlam?...."
67)
Man1-2mr nam ki?Man2-denish M1-babar nam?M2-finish M1-koren
ki?M2-palish M1-hate ki?M2-Elish M1-dam ko2?M2-tiris M1-vai apni 1ta
jinis.
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68)
F1:Tor Girl frnd call dile Tor MA toke boke na?F2:Na'Or nam"Bettery
low"diye save koreci,Cal asle Ma charge lagie dey!ami giya receiv kri.
69)
TC:Sagorer Maje JAM GaS Ase,2i Ki Kore JAM Parbi?ST:paki Hoye.T:2r Bap
ke toke paki Banabe?S:Somudrer Maje GaS apnar Bap Lgabe?
71) 1ta onchole, chorer vison uthpath. Manus sorboda
voye thake, churir jonno. Govt. Ghosona dilo j, oi chor k dhorte parbe,
ta k 1hazar taka puroskar deya hobe. Police officer tokhon mone mone
hese bole, ami chor na dhorei to, er theke onek besi taka pai.
72)
Kurbanir koekdin age 2 ta gorur modde ktha hocche, 1st goruta onk mota
taza, 2nd gorutar haddi ber hoe geche ........Goru1-->tor moto kat
body gorur loge na thaykka mone hoy atto hotta
kori........goru2-->kat body boylay to bayca thakbo....Tor to pasport
ready, samney tekit pabi
73)
Army der sahos porikkha korce tader ek prodhan. 1 senake dure dar
koriye tar mathay 1ta lebu rekhe lebu tike guli korlo. Sena ti ektuo
norlo na. Kintu lebu ti fete giye sena tir shirt nosto hoye gelo.
Prodhan take 50 ti taka diye bollo,"bah, tumi toh khub sahosi. Ei 50
taka diye 1ti saban kine ene shirt ti dhuye niyo". Sena ti bollo,"ar 50
taka den, pant tao dhute hobe. . . . . . !! "
74)
HUS:AJ KI RANNA HOBE? WIF:TUMI JE BOLBE. HUS:AJ MASS RANNA KORO?
WIF:ATA TO KAL RANNA KORSI. HUS:TAHOLE SOBJI RANNA KORO? WIF:ATA BACCARA
POSONDO KORENA. HUS:TAHOLE KIMA KORO? WIF:ATA AMI KHAI NA. HUS:TAILE AJ
KI RANNA KORBE? WIF:TUMI JETA BOLBE.
75)
Shesh Hoyeche Borshar Din...Shamne Ashiteche Shit-er Din...Kapte Hobe
Tin Tina Tin...Age Theke Prostuti Nin...Shiter Jama Kapor Kine Nin.....
76)
JODI KINO NOKIA PREM KORBAY TASIA... JODI SIM KINO ROBITEL VALOVASAY
KORBE FAIL... JODI KINO CITYCELL VALOVASAY DORBE MODEL... JODI KINO
GRAMEEN VALOVASA TIKBENA VESIDIN...WARID JODI KINNO VALOVASA HOBE
CINNO-VINNO... TELETALK KINO JODI CHOKER JOLE HOBE NODI... JODI KINO
BANLALINK DOKA KABE ALLDI
77) Son: ma apu ke rate dekhte pay? Mum: keno? Son: na ajke current gele apu kake jeno bolcelo 2me ajkeo shave koroni.
78) Medom: A for? Student: Apple. Meddom: R O Jore! Student: Heiyo.
79)
Ek parti te ek chele ek maye k jigges korlo,Apa prosrab korar jaygata
ektu dekhie diben? Maye ta bollo, age tumar ta dekhau tarpor amar ta
dekhaite boilo...
81) EK LOK ER HEART- ATTARCK HOYE GELO.... JOKHON TAR
KAZER BOA BOLO,"BABU,face book E FRIEND REQUEST PATHIYE CHI,ADD KORE
NEBEN."
82)
EK VIKHARIR LOTTERY LEGE GECHE,SEI TAKAI EKTA MONDIR TOIRI KORLO,R
VIKHARI TA K ASK KORLO-'AI,MONDIR TOIRI KORLI KENO?'.1ST VIKHARI:'AI
MONDIR ER SAMNE SUDU AMI E VIKHA KORBO'
83)
Odvut kichu aabeg.. Ojana kichu onuvuti.. Oshomvob kichu valo laga..
Hoytoba koster voy.. Akakitter nirobota.. Ai niye amader TOILET-E boshe
thaka..
84)
Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial
call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0netw0rk busy,what u say?
85) PRITHIBI-TE KON JIB CHAR PAA THAKTE O TIN PAA E HATE? . 0 LANGRA KUTTA
86)
EKTA BACHHA CHHELER MATH E VOY.SE TAR BABA K,"BABA,1 R 1 E KOTO
HOY",BABA:"DUSTU,BAJE CHHELE,EKTA MATH O PARE NA.JA CALCUTOR NIYE AI.
87) CHHELE: BABA,BAIRER DORJAY KARA ASECHE!,SWIMING POOLER DONETION CHAICHHE! BABA:THIK ACHE,ODER 1 BALTI JOL DIYE DAO.
88)
EKTA PATHETIC KOBITA SOKOL BACHELOR CHHELER JONNO-'ATA GACHE TOTA
PAKHI/ DALIM GACHE MOU/RATER BELA SUYE DEKHI/PASE NEI BOU.'
89) TOMI: BOLTO POPCORN KENO STOVER UPOR THEKE LAP MARE? OMI: JANI NA. TOMI: TUI STOVER UPOR BOS,BUJHTE PARBI.
91) ((~_~)) Tor bou amer kace.oke mukto korate chaile akhon e ai numbere 100 taka patha.
92) lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA
93)
Girl:Ai jama tar dam koto? Seller:Matro 5ta kiss. Girl:R oi jamatar
daam? Seler:Matro 10ta kiss. Girl:jama 2ta pack koro.Bil amar kajer bua
diya jabe!
94)
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi
aadan prodan, Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo, Tina dakha
Raja saheb khube raga galo, Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki? Rani bola
ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
95)
Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai
likhche.emon shomoy 1ta loker kotha shona gelo.lokti bolche,"extra page
please."
96)
Korona only me, please korona, keu Dekhbena, Amn koro kano, Sudhu 1bar
koro, khub moja lagbe, Sobaito kore please korona. -1ta SMS-
97)
Goto kal rate ami khub bifode poresilam,ami bazar teke asar pote rastar
maje 4 gunda amare atkaia,amar taka foysa nite chaiche ami na deya amar
hato sury dia far marse,ar por o ami kissu dite chai ni,kintu tara
amare sareni amare onek marse, jokon amar golat sury dia katiafelbe tik
tokon amar gum benge gese.
98)
GIRL>Ah aste lagse to. BOY>r ektukani. GIRL>r parchi
na.BOY>akoni duke jabe.GIRL>Uff ki tight.BOY>bhoy nei duke
jabe.GIRL>Amar to kosto hosse.BOY>kosto howk duke gele valo
lagbe.GIRL>plz ami r parchina.BOY>dur 2mar churi 2mi poro
99)
Beshir vag manush raat e kore.. keu keu dine o kore.. tana 30 mins
kore.. keu 1 ghonta kore.. keo shararaat kore evabei to manush.. mobile
charge kore!!
