1) Meye: oi cele ta amake gace uthta bolecilo
Ma: bollo r tui utha geli
Meye: hmm
Ma: ore boka o toka gace uthta bolacilo tor panty dakhar jonno
Meye: ami bujhacilam ma. Tai panty khula gace utha cilam.
Ma: bollo r tui utha geli
Meye: hmm
Ma: ore boka o toka gace uthta bolacilo tor panty dakhar jonno
Meye: ami bujhacilam ma. Tai panty khula gace utha cilam.
2)
1ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte.. Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir
Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe.. Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo.. Banor k
jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hasccho Keno.. Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne
Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha.
3)
1ta 65 year Mohila R 27 year Chele biye Holo.. than Tara ek sathe Sara
Raat Katalo.. Sokale Dekha Gelo Cheleta Mara Geche.. Portmotem Report
Theke Jana Gelo Expired Dudh Khawar Jonno Se Mara Geche.
4)
Roni Tar barir chade hatchilen.. Hothat ! 1t dhomka haowa eshe tar
"LUNGI" uriye niye gelo. kharap vebona. "LUNGI" ta Shukate diyechilo.
5)
Ami r amar gf.. Ekta room e. Table er upore, battir niche. Toktak
Toktak.. Toktak Toktak.. Ki vabchen ?? Amra table tennis Khelchi..
6)
BOU ER KACHE SWAMIR CHITI:- Priyotoma, ei mase office theke ekhono
salary paini...Tai taka pathate parlam na... Tar poriborte 100ta KISS
Pathalam, amr swtheart rag koro na plz....Eti- tomar priyotomo swami....
BOUER ANS:- Amr priyotomo jaan, tomar 100ta KISS er jonne thanks...
Khorocher details niche janalam-- 1) Dudh wala 1 mase 2to KISS a raji
hoyeche.. 2) Elect bill badod 7ta KISS diye konorokom biday korechi.. 3)
Bariwala protidin ese 3ta kore KISS ney varar poriborte.. 4) Dokandar
sudhu KISS a raji noy, take onno kichute santusto korte hoyeche.. 5)
Onnano khoroch babod aro 40ta KISS dite hoyeche...Bt tumi chinta korona
tomar deoa ekhono 35ta KISS ache...Asha kori maser bakita chaliye nite
parbo...Agami maseo evabe chalabo kina janiyo....Eti- Tomar SWEET
HEART.
7)
Teacher:- tomar charecter tik rakhbe.Shob mohila tomar mayer mato mone
korbe .Studen:-ki bolchen sir? shob mohila jodi amar mayer mato hoi tobe
amar babar charecter kharap hoe jabe!
8)
Ak ukil ek dhorsitake prosno korlo "jokhon apnake rape kora holo thokon
apner kemon legeche ?"meye ti uttor dilo"jor kore modhu khawale jemon
lage."!!!
9)
cng driver tar gadi chalaschhe. Pesone royese boy friend and g.f.
Suddenly, driver accident korlo. Ar por driver bole utlo,,'akhon bujsi
taitanik kan dopse'
11) 1lok biyer por "cn" kinte bazare gelo, but lojjay
sa bolte parena.Tai se pant er "cain" khule dokandar ke bollo vai eitar
ki " kacing" ache?
12)
1ta Chela toilet theka ashar somoi 1ta meya bollo! Excuse me! Apnar
gait khola! Chela ti bollo! gait er darowan ka ki deka gesa?
13)
Ekjon Mohila Traffic Police k biye Kore. Tar bondhu take jighesh korlo.
Man: Bondhu Tomar prothom rat kemon katlo.. Man2: Besi speed e jonno
100 tk, wrong site er jonno 200tk, helmet na thakar jonno 500tk jorimana
koreche amar wife.
14) what is difference between call girl,girl friend & wife?==>johny : prepaid,postpaid& lifetime
15)
(ek jungle e ek jora pramik-pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta
kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar
chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.
16)
Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno?son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi
keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o
tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.
17)
Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher
kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai
jinis asha kore ! ;-
18)
Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye
nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ?
Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)
19)
Teacher porikkhar age student der porrache.. Karok, somas , bivokti
porbe. Lingo ekto nere chere dekho.. R dhatu ashleo ashte pare..
21) kurbanir Eid. baba tar cheleke niye gelo goru
kinte. saradin ghure fire sondhe bela akta roga-patla goru kine cheleke
bollo---baba goruta niye tui bari ja ami bajar kore aschi. chele goru
niye jacche. kichu dur jaowar por goruta dariye roilo. avabe bes koyek
bar. sese cheleta akta lathi diye gorutake onek petalo. tai dekhe ak lok
bollo- kire babu gorutake avabe marcho keno? cheleta bollp.... R koiyen
na kaku. abbay akta voda kinna diche_Dhon da khali kharay. na marle jay
na.
22)
Phulsajya-r raate Bor romantic bhabe Bou-ke : Shona, aaj tomake Chand-e
niye jabo, na Tara-te ? Bou lajja peye bollo: . . . . . Seta to tomar
Rocket dekhei bolte parbo !
24) Phulsajyar Raate Bor : He bhagwan, amay shakti ar Guidance dao ! Bou : Shakti chao, Guide to ami kore debo ;-)
25)
Mahila Doctor ke : Sir, sex-er janya best time kokhon ? Doctor : Dupur
2-4 PM M : Keno ? D: Compounder oi somoy thakena, tai !
26)
Meyer Baba :Tumi amar meyeke kobe theke bhalobaso ? Chele : 3 maas
aager theke Baba : Ami kikore biswas korbo? Chele : 6 maas wait korun,
biswas hoye jabe !
27) Melody R Mala-D -r modhye pharak kee ? Melody Bachchader ananda korar janya R Mala-D Boro-der ananda karar janya !
28)
Ronny-r chokh phule geche Protibeshi : Kee hoyeche ? Ronny : Wife
mereche Protibesi : Kintu ami to jantam tomar wife Delhi geche ! Ronny :
Han amio tai jantam !
29) Ekta lift -e lekha : Meyeder specially jotno nin !. Tar niche lekha : Ekbare shudhu 6 jan lok-i chapte paare !
31) 1st Girl : kal raate Swapno dekhlam amake ekjan
chaku diye marche ! 2nd girl : Tui tension koris na, swapno jodi satyi
hoto tahole roj amake abortion karate hoto ! ;-)
32)
Rakhi Sawant Sabji-walar kachhe giye 1 feet lamba mulo dekhe jigges
korlo : Eta kee ? Sabji-wala bollo : "yeh mere liye to muli hai, apke
liye mamuli hai "
33)
Ekta meyer T-shirt-e ekta car -er chhobi printed ache. Ekta bachcha
chhele barbar seta dekhchilo. Meyeta bollo : kakhono Car dekhis ni naki ?
Chheleta bollo : dekhechi, kintu eto boro speed-breakers kakhono
dekhini ! ;-)
34)
Kid : Aunty apnar meye eto slim kee kore holo ? Aunty : O salad khub
pochhondo kore to, tai . Kid : Han aunty, ei janya or balish-er niche
sab samay gajar, mulo paoya jaay ! ;-)
35)
Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy.
Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl :
Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)
36)
Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye
nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ?
Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)
37)
Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha
tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta
aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)
38)
Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R
jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : :
VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)
39)
Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti,
bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon
se Garbhaboti !
41) Meye : Maa amader gram –e military eseche Maa:
Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki
military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.
42)
Raat dutor samay ekta lok daughter-in-law –r ghar theke beriye gelo.
Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo na. Keno ? : : Kyunki saas bhi kabhi
bahu thi ! ;-)
43)
Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay
hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo
kee jante chao ?
44)
Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke khub bhoy pay. Bandhu : Keno ? Ronny :
Arre kalke ghore giye dekhi O bath-tub –eo Security guard -er sange
bose achhe.
45)
Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges
korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te
chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife
–er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : Good night , 3
bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !
46)
Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame
ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo
kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee
bhebechili ?
47)
Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi
Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi,
to mard nahi ! ;-)
48)
Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ?
Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar
lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !
49)
Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din
dhore Phul-shajya ? R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay
Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?
51) Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo :
Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ?
Baba bollo: . . . Bathroom -er darjaa !
52)
Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche.
Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er
opareo bharsa kara jay na !
53) Ek Girls' Hostel theke phone esechhe Police Station -e : Aamader ekhane daakat porechhe. 3 ghanta baade dhore niye jaaben !
54)
Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni
jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu
Jangia phaatbena
55)
Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack)
kore ditaam. Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke
chhaatai kore ditaam !
56)
Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche. Shashur : Eki Amit,
biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?! Jamai :
Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar
Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !
57)
Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe.
Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader
Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)
58)
Ek 'AIDS' rugike tar ma cithi likse- Dese asis na baba. Karon tui ele
amader kajer buar AIDS hobe. Kajer buar AIDS hole tor babar hobe. Tor
babar hole amr hobe. Amar hole tor cacar hobe. Tor cacar hole tor cacir
hobe. Ar tor cacir hole pura gramer manuser AIDS hobe. Ki dorkar baba
tor dese asar? Tui okanei mor.
59)
1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar
chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho
bole chana tomar!
61) Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy?
Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei
aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.
62)
Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta
blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.
